The Sherlock Fandom’s top three ships
An asexual man who is married to his work and says that everything else is just transport, and a man who canonically was married two or three times, repeats multiple times during the series that he is not gay and denies every hint at a relationship with the former man.
Two men who have never appeared in the same scene in the entire series.
Two men, one of whom is dead and one of whom is not even IN THE SERIES.
…Fandom, please never change.
- me: *sneezes*
- everyone:
- someone else: *sneezes*
- teacher: bless you
- students: bless you
- principal: bless you
- class hamster: bless you
- jesus: bless you
- god: bless you
- tupac: bless you
when people seriously compliment me
it’s like
wow are you being
for real
like
god bless you and your family
and I hope all your dreams come true
amen
AARRRGHHH
MY BROTHER IS FUCKING HELL IN A HUMAN BODY
to make matters worse my school is angry that i’m missing too much school. Who the hell cares? and nan won’t sign any notes because she can’t be fucking bothered.
hell, maybe i should just drop out.
Have just been informed by my brother over the phone to not bother bailing his ass out of jail because he won’t come home anyway
Well fuck him. I’d rather he stayed away anyway, except then Nan would worry all the time.
Family is so damn annoying. My brother never even does anything anyway, except get stoned and chucked in jail. And then Nan blames ME even though I am the ONLY one in the fucking family who is earning any money.
fuck my brother and his damn gang friends. i have a life but he forgets that and thinks my only person is to bail him out and provide money. And the next day he fucking tries to kill me because he’s stoned.
